E3: the chatlog
Sony: Woo! Check out the PS3! It pushes squillions of polydandries!
Audience: That's nice, but we've heard that before.
Sony: Well I guess you aren't interested in MGS4 then?
Audience: Wooh! Rock on MGS4!
Sony: And check out our new controller. It's like our old controller, but it has tilt sensors, but not like those crappy Nintendo sensors, ours are EXTREEMME!
Audience: Wait what? What about the Baterang?
Sony: And the best part? The console's not only the biggest of the next gen consoles, but it's the most expensive!
Audience: WTF?!
Sony: And! If you pay a measly $100 more, you can get the version that doesn't suck!
Audience: Fuck you.
Sony: Screw you guys too then, you'll be begging to mortgage your house for Blu-ray one day!
*Sony has left #E3
*Nintendo has joined #E3
Nintendo: Wiiiiiii!!!
Audience: Wiiii?!
Nintendo: WIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Audience: Wii!!
*Nintendo does cool shit with their 'gimmicky' controller
Audience: Man that looks fun
*Nintendo is Away
*Microsoft has joined #E3
Microsoft: We were kinda worried about Sony, but now... I don't even know if we need to show Halo 3
Audience: Wooo! Halo 3!!
Microsoft: Cool.
*Nintendo is back
Nintendo: So I hear you like Metal Gear
*Nintendo surprises everyone and puts Snake in a SSBB
Audience: WTF Holy Shit wowo!

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