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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
25-05-2006 16:55
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
25-05-2006 17:04
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"But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast
to the nearest gas station."


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
25-05-2006 17:11
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If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're the sucker.


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."

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26-05-2006 09:14
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"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"


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26-05-2006 11:42
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May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
26-05-2006 11:43
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A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
26-05-2006 11:44
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Q: How much money do you give to a 900 foot Jesus?
A: As much as he wants.


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
26-05-2006 14:14
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43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped


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26-05-2006 14:17
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.


"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
26-05-2006 14:41
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Bem, por melhor que o conteúdo possa ser, isto é post whoring at its finest :roll:


"Do you ever find joy in rejection? I have to everyday. It's not so bad."
Shana, "Sprung - the dating game"
26-05-2006 21:08
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Eu não tenho níveis para subir. Sou o Master of Unlocking. Smile


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26-05-2006 23:10
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