28-02-2009, 21:15
Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did.
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit.
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore.
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit.
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore.