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Piadas em Inglês.
# Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
# A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
# A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
# My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
# Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

# Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
# I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
# A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
# Shotgun wedding A case of wife or death.
# I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

# I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
# A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
# Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
# A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
# Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

# Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
# Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
# Banning the bra was a big flop.
# Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
# Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

# A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
# Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
# A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
# Without geometry, life is pointless.
# When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

# Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
# Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
# When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
# If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Ehehe, e depois dizem que as nossas piadas são más... essas estão ao mesmo nível, daí grande parte até serem boas.
"I have no answers for you, vermin. Only scorn!"
- The Vyro-Ingo, "Star Control 3"
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Estas parecem já ter o seu tempo. Wink
"I have no answers for you, vermin. Only scorn!"
- The Vyro-Ingo, "Star Control 3"

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