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Descrição de um mod de Half-Life 2
According to a funny little book written by a few people who were off their nut, the Earth was created in six days by a larger being who was quite lazy, using the valuable seventh day to take a nap of godly proportions. So, the Earth was created.

This, in turn, angered a lot of people, and has widely been considered a bad idea.

Much like the creation of the Universe, which was done by equally lazy Deities.

See, the creation of the Earth made people so angry, they tried to find ways of making it go away. From the Great Crusade (A cover to try and find the center of the Earth and hit it with metal objects until it exploded) to World War II (Hitler had the idea that if he killed enough people, God would get angry and cause a great flood or something.) Every time, these individuals have failed, and have been labeled as miserable failures for everything. Ever.

Somehow, the Earth lived through all this nonsense without flinging itself into the sun. Still, on the morning of the tenth year of the twenty first century, things went wrong.

For starters, it was a Monday. So, most people trudged to work (A recent law had passed because some religious group called all other holidays unethical, and Christmas was to be the only Holiday. Seeing as how the current president was head of the Lol Church of Texas, this passed with ease.) half drunk. The other half drooled on their keyboards. This set into motion the gears that would bring an end to the world.

For on Monday afternoon, a rat crawled into the Wall Street building’s servers and took a shit on the hard drive, nibbling on some wires and dying, just like rats normally do. This causes the computers to explode in various ways, and many people are killed by flying plastic. This caused everyone to stop, get out of their cars, and roll around on the ground for a good five minutes.

No one knows why, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Tuesday was spent lighting New York on fire, and eating cake.

The biggest disaster, however, happened Wednesday Morning, when the internet took a flying leap into the ocean. This caused multitudes of creeps, geeks, and other rather odd people to leave their houses for the first time, where they were quickly hit by buses, for it was Drive on the Sidewalk day.

On Thursday, people started to explode in the street. In fact, the end of the world involved a lot of exploding and death.

On Friday, however. The world just ended.

In fact, the world ended for many years. During this time, people hid in buildings, caves, and oversized computer cases.

Two years after the world ended, it stopped ending, and promptly rained all over the place. This made the dead very mad, causing them to get up and start kicking ass left and right.

Too bad this has nothing to do with God Damned Undead.

See, there are zombies walking around. And it’s your job to make them not walk around. Here’s a shotgun. Have fun.


GDU is not a mod that will try to scare you. Nor will you be in this mod, wondering where all your ammo went. When you die, you don't become a zombie, and you don't wait the game out. You spawn again. With a shotgun.

We like shotguns.

But really, if you want a serious zombie mod, check out No More Room in Hell, or Dawn of the Dead. If you want to shoot zombies while playing as Jesus, check out God Damned Undead.

Se o mod for tão bom como esta descrição, temos um GotY Smile
Teoricamente a descrição é baseada no Douglas Adams mas, como não leio um livro dele há MUITO tempo, não o posso confirmar :?
"I have no answers for you, vermin. Only scorn!"
- The Vyro-Ingo, "Star Control 3"
Kanzentai Escreveu:Se o mod for tão bom como esta descrição, temos um GotY Smile
Teoricamente a descrição é baseada no Douglas Adams mas, como não leio um livro dele há MUITO tempo, não o posso confirmar :?

A primeira coisa que eu pensei quando comecei a ler foi mesmo isso: porque e' que o Douglas Adams esta' metido nisto?

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