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		<title><![CDATA[Pato da Destruição - RPGs]]></title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 16:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Comida de jogos]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-2243.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1573">Cobaia</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Para poderem fazer a comida que as nossas personagens encontram nos jogos:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/</a><br />
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Para poderem fazer a comida que as nossas personagens encontram nos jogos:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/</a><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Super PSTW Action RPG]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-2083.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=731">Temis</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Alô rapaziada!<br />
<br />
Andava eu a deambular pelo newgrounds quando me deparo com este <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">flash</a>.<br />
<br />
Mas antes de tudo (e de verem o flash) vou-vos falar do jogo que lhe deu origem. <br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495903" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">O jogo</a><br />
<br />
O nome é Super "Press Spacebar To Win" Action RPG e consiste, tal como o nome indica em carregar na barra de espaço. <br />
<br />
Features (segundo o autor):<br />
Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks<br />
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want<br />
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes<br />
Shops to purchase additional items and gear to help your quest<br />
Three diabolical bosses to really test your skills<br />
Dramatic cinemas with full voice acting by industry profesionals<br />
11 dramatic orchestral tunes from the fine folks over at the audio portal <br />
<br />
Devo dizer que este é um jogo apenas para os mais audazes, sendo a sua dificuldade muito acima do nível normal. Aconselho-vos a jogar antes de verem o flash que lhe diz respeito.<br />
<br />
(p.s-espero não me ter enganado na zona do fórum para postar isto)<br />
<br />
Cumps]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Alô rapaziada!<br />
<br />
Andava eu a deambular pelo newgrounds quando me deparo com este <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">flash</a>.<br />
<br />
Mas antes de tudo (e de verem o flash) vou-vos falar do jogo que lhe deu origem. <br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495903" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">O jogo</a><br />
<br />
O nome é Super "Press Spacebar To Win" Action RPG e consiste, tal como o nome indica em carregar na barra de espaço. <br />
<br />
Features (segundo o autor):<br />
Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks<br />
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want<br />
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes<br />
Shops to purchase additional items and gear to help your quest<br />
Three diabolical bosses to really test your skills<br />
Dramatic cinemas with full voice acting by industry profesionals<br />
11 dramatic orchestral tunes from the fine folks over at the audio portal <br />
<br />
Devo dizer que este é um jogo apenas para os mais audazes, sendo a sua dificuldade muito acima do nível normal. Aconselho-vos a jogar antes de verem o flash que lhe diz respeito.<br />
<br />
(p.s-espero não me ter enganado na zona do fórum para postar isto)<br />
<br />
Cumps]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Play Dungeons & Dragons Online for Free]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1672.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=10">Khorazyn</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Three years after launch, Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited gets an identity transformation into a free massively multiplayer online game instead of a subscription-based one. That puts D&amp;D Online in the realm of other popular, free MMOs like Guild Wars, and ought to give it a shot in the arm for its player base. It's a good bet that most gamers never gave D&amp;D Online a shot recently; a subscription fee is a big barrier to play, even with the brand name.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="http://images.pcworld.com/reviews/graphics/172823-dd_01_350.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 172823-dd_01_350.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
<br />
Play online game Dungeons &amp; Dragons: Eberron Unlimited, which uses the familiar D&amp;D 3.5 rules, for free.<br />
Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online is the only MMO that uses D&amp;D rules, though they're using D&amp;D 3.5 instead of the current 4.0. Fans of other electronic or paper-and-pencil variations of this tried and true roleplaying system will find it familiar. It's based on the Eberron setting, which combines high fantasy with a bit of steampunk. It plays well on even medium-range PCs, perhaps owing to the fact that it is three years old.<br />
<br />
The tutorial is fun to play. The various feats and skills are represented by simple icons, and your tutorial companions have excellent voice acting and act appropriately for their class and alignment. D&amp;D Online would be even more fun in a group setting with people you know (and there's a message system and grouping to facilitate this), and now that it's a free game, it's just a matter of waiting for the long download and long patch to start playing. There's also an option to jump into the game while it's still downloading, but why not wait for it all to finish first so you have access to all the content and don't have to wait?<br />
<br />
Now that Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited is free, a few things do work differently. Several classes, such as the martial-arts master Monk, are locked out for free users unless that user pays a small one-time fee, known as a microtransaction. Likewise, you can create only two characters unless you pay for more slots. If you're currently a subscriber, you can keep paying the &#36;15 a month you were paying before the free switch happened, and you get access to everything you had before--plus some cool bonuses, such as free in-game Turbine Points, which let you purchase additional items that free players would have to pay for a la carte.<br />
<br />
Most MMOs come on to the scene and burn out quickly, with the publisher even shutting the servers down and making your invested time (and money spent on the retail product) worthless. It's nice to know that the developers have found a way to keep Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited going.<br />
<br />
Note: Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited is free. However, microtransactions will get you additional features, or you can pay &#36;15 a month for access to everything.<br />
<br />
To play just go to:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.ddo.com/playnow/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.ddo.com/playnow/</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Three years after launch, Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited gets an identity transformation into a free massively multiplayer online game instead of a subscription-based one. That puts D&amp;D Online in the realm of other popular, free MMOs like Guild Wars, and ought to give it a shot in the arm for its player base. It's a good bet that most gamers never gave D&amp;D Online a shot recently; a subscription fee is a big barrier to play, even with the brand name.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="http://images.pcworld.com/reviews/graphics/172823-dd_01_350.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 172823-dd_01_350.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
<br />
Play online game Dungeons &amp; Dragons: Eberron Unlimited, which uses the familiar D&amp;D 3.5 rules, for free.<br />
Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online is the only MMO that uses D&amp;D rules, though they're using D&amp;D 3.5 instead of the current 4.0. Fans of other electronic or paper-and-pencil variations of this tried and true roleplaying system will find it familiar. It's based on the Eberron setting, which combines high fantasy with a bit of steampunk. It plays well on even medium-range PCs, perhaps owing to the fact that it is three years old.<br />
<br />
The tutorial is fun to play. The various feats and skills are represented by simple icons, and your tutorial companions have excellent voice acting and act appropriately for their class and alignment. D&amp;D Online would be even more fun in a group setting with people you know (and there's a message system and grouping to facilitate this), and now that it's a free game, it's just a matter of waiting for the long download and long patch to start playing. There's also an option to jump into the game while it's still downloading, but why not wait for it all to finish first so you have access to all the content and don't have to wait?<br />
<br />
Now that Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited is free, a few things do work differently. Several classes, such as the martial-arts master Monk, are locked out for free users unless that user pays a small one-time fee, known as a microtransaction. Likewise, you can create only two characters unless you pay for more slots. If you're currently a subscriber, you can keep paying the &#36;15 a month you were paying before the free switch happened, and you get access to everything you had before--plus some cool bonuses, such as free in-game Turbine Points, which let you purchase additional items that free players would have to pay for a la carte.<br />
<br />
Most MMOs come on to the scene and burn out quickly, with the publisher even shutting the servers down and making your invested time (and money spent on the retail product) worthless. It's nice to know that the developers have found a way to keep Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited going.<br />
<br />
Note: Dungeons &amp; Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited is free. However, microtransactions will get you additional features, or you can pay &#36;15 a month for access to everything.<br />
<br />
To play just go to:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.ddo.com/playnow/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.ddo.com/playnow/</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fantasy Name Generator - gerador de nomes de fantasia, ficção, etc.]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1666.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:11:57 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">Dehumanizer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Aqui está: <a href="http://www.fantasynamegen.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Fantasy Name Generator</a><br />
<br />
Programado numa manhã. Enjoy. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
<br />
Sim, é um pouco mais sofisticado do que aquele que fiz no Spectrum no fim dos anos 80. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Aqui está: <a href="http://www.fantasynamegen.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Fantasy Name Generator</a><br />
<br />
Programado numa manhã. Enjoy. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
<br />
Sim, é um pouco mais sofisticado do que aquele que fiz no Spectrum no fim dos anos 80. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What Kind of D&D Character Would You Be?]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1531.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:49:27 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=10">Khorazyn</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.easydamus.com/character.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.easydamus.com/character.html</a><br />
<br />
Aqui está mais um teste para ver que personagem é que vocês seriam no mundo do D&amp;D.<br />
<br />
Sejam sinceros<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Ability Scores:<br />
Strength- 15<br />
Dexterity- 17<br />
Constitution- 17<br />
Intelligence- 16<br />
Wisdom- 14<br />
Charisma- 14<br />
<br />
Alignment:<br />
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.<br />
<br />
Race:<br />
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.<br />
<br />
Class:<br />
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.<br />
<br />
Detailed Results:<br />
<br />
Alignment:<br />
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)<br />
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)<br />
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)<br />
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)<br />
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)<br />
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)<br />
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)<br />
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)<br />
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)<br />
<br />
Law &amp; Chaos:<br />
Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)<br />
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)<br />
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)<br />
<br />
Good &amp; Evil:<br />
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)<br />
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)<br />
Evil ---- XXXXXXX (7)<br />
<br />
Race:<br />
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)<br />
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXX (7)<br />
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)<br />
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)<br />
Halfling - XXXXXX (6)<br />
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (11)<br />
Half-Orc - XXXXX (5)<br />
<br />
Class:<br />
Barbarian - (-8)<br />
Bard ------ (-4)<br />
Cleric ---- (-4)<br />
Druid ----- XX (2)<br />
Fighter --- (-4)<br />
Monk ------ (-19)<br />
Paladin --- (-23)<br />
Ranger ---- XXXXXX (6)<br />
Rogue ----- (-2)<br />
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXX (8)<br />
Wizard ---- XXXXXX (6)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.easydamus.com/character.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.easydamus.com/character.html</a><br />
<br />
Aqui está mais um teste para ver que personagem é que vocês seriam no mundo do D&amp;D.<br />
<br />
Sejam sinceros<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<span style="color: #000000;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)</div></span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
Ability Scores:<br />
Strength- 15<br />
Dexterity- 17<br />
Constitution- 17<br />
Intelligence- 16<br />
Wisdom- 14<br />
Charisma- 14<br />
<br />
Alignment:<br />
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.<br />
<br />
Race:<br />
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.<br />
<br />
Class:<br />
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.<br />
<br />
Detailed Results:<br />
<br />
Alignment:<br />
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)<br />
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)<br />
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)<br />
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)<br />
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)<br />
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)<br />
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)<br />
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)<br />
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)<br />
<br />
Law &amp; Chaos:<br />
Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)<br />
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)<br />
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)<br />
<br />
Good &amp; Evil:<br />
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)<br />
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)<br />
Evil ---- XXXXXXX (7)<br />
<br />
Race:<br />
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)<br />
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXX (7)<br />
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)<br />
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)<br />
Halfling - XXXXXX (6)<br />
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (11)<br />
Half-Orc - XXXXX (5)<br />
<br />
Class:<br />
Barbarian - (-8)<br />
Bard ------ (-4)<br />
Cleric ---- (-4)<br />
Druid ----- XX (2)<br />
Fighter --- (-4)<br />
Monk ------ (-19)<br />
Paladin --- (-23)<br />
Ranger ---- XXXXXX (6)<br />
Rogue ----- (-2)<br />
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXX (8)<br />
Wizard ---- XXXXXX (6)]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[RPG - Será que é desta?]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1508.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 05:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=10">Khorazyn</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1508.html</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[Caros Patos Destruídos/Distraídos<br />
<br />
Como é que estão os preparativos para jogar o RPG? Espero que já estejam em fase final. Vamos recapitular:<br />
<br />
GM = Pedro - Status= Em desenvolvimento<br />
<br />
Jogador = Rufferto - Status= Finalizado<br />
Jogador = Susana - Status= Finalizado<br />
Jogador = Cobaia - Status= Em desenvolvimento<br />
Jogador = André - Status= Desconhecido<br />
Jogador = ?????<br />
<br />
Mais uns mesitos e chego eu! Quando planeiam começar!<br />
<br />
Talvez necessitem disto<br />
<img src="http://www.nucash.nl/images/Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20for%20Dummies.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20for%20Dummies.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Digam coisas]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Caros Patos Destruídos/Distraídos<br />
<br />
Como é que estão os preparativos para jogar o RPG? Espero que já estejam em fase final. Vamos recapitular:<br />
<br />
GM = Pedro - Status= Em desenvolvimento<br />
<br />
Jogador = Rufferto - Status= Finalizado<br />
Jogador = Susana - Status= Finalizado<br />
Jogador = Cobaia - Status= Em desenvolvimento<br />
Jogador = André - Status= Desconhecido<br />
Jogador = ?????<br />
<br />
Mais uns mesitos e chego eu! Quando planeiam começar!<br />
<br />
Talvez necessitem disto<br />
<img src="http://www.nucash.nl/images/Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20for%20Dummies.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20for%20Dummies.jpg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Digam coisas]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[D&D - os monstros mais estúpidos!]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1343.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:20:19 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">Dehumanizer</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1343.html</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm</a><br />
<br />
<img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
<br />
P.S. - há mais páginas, vejam o link no fim.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm</a><br />
<br />
<img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
<br />
P.S. - há mais páginas, vejam o link no fim.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[DM of the Rings]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1323.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:58:39 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">Dehumanizer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Das coisas mais brilhantes que vi nos últimos tempos. Quando descobri isto, tive de ler até ao fim, o que se prolongou até às tantas da noite. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
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Basicamente, é um RPG contado através de screen captures dos 3 filmes do Senhor dos Anéis do Peter Jackson. Mas tem muito mais de RPG (pen &amp; paper) do que do LotR; os jogadores são muito "típicos", e o mestre de jogo também deixa a desejar em vários aspectos (por exemplo, leva-os "em carris"). As discussões entre eles são hilariantes. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
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Tal como o "The Noob" tem imenso humor que só se percebe tendo jogado um MMORPG (ex. "vai e traz-me 10 caudas de rato"), muito do humor aqui depende de já se ter jogado um RPG "a sério", com (ou <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">como</span>) mestre de jogo. O autor explica algumas das coisas após a strip, e muitas vezes os comentários dele são tão bons ou melhores do que a mesma. As discussões que se seguem também merecem ser lidas. Ah, e vai ficando melhor com o tempo ("I am Aragorn, son of Anduril!"). <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
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Começa aqui:<br />
<a href="http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Das coisas mais brilhantes que vi nos últimos tempos. Quando descobri isto, tive de ler até ao fim, o que se prolongou até às tantas da noite. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
<br />
Basicamente, é um RPG contado através de screen captures dos 3 filmes do Senhor dos Anéis do Peter Jackson. Mas tem muito mais de RPG (pen &amp; paper) do que do LotR; os jogadores são muito "típicos", e o mestre de jogo também deixa a desejar em vários aspectos (por exemplo, leva-os "em carris"). As discussões entre eles são hilariantes. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
<br />
Tal como o "The Noob" tem imenso humor que só se percebe tendo jogado um MMORPG (ex. "vai e traz-me 10 caudas de rato"), muito do humor aqui depende de já se ter jogado um RPG "a sério", com (ou <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">como</span>) mestre de jogo. O autor explica algumas das coisas após a strip, e muitas vezes os comentários dele são tão bons ou melhores do que a mesma. As discussões que se seguem também merecem ser lidas. Ah, e vai ficando melhor com o tempo ("I am Aragorn, son of Anduril!"). <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
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Começa aqui:<br />
<a href="http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Role Play em Junho - Velhos Tempos]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1318.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 09:32:12 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=10">Khorazyn</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Mocos<br />
<br />
Que tal uma sessao (ou duas) para lembrar os velhos tempos... eu faco de mestre de jogo.<br />
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Estarei em Portugal durante o mes de junho do dia 1 ate ao dia 24.<br />
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Utilizarei o Generic Universal RolePlaying System, que tal?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mocos<br />
<br />
Que tal uma sessao (ou duas) para lembrar os velhos tempos... eu faco de mestre de jogo.<br />
<br />
Estarei em Portugal durante o mes de junho do dia 1 ate ao dia 24.<br />
<br />
Utilizarei o Generic Universal RolePlaying System, que tal?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Morreu Gary Gygax.]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1275.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1573">Cobaia</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax</a><br />
<a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/03/04/obit.gygax.ap/index.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/03/04/o...index.html</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax</a><br />
<a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/03/04/obit.gygax.ap/index.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/03/04/o...index.html</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Eric and the Dread Gazebo]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-1272.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran ``his game'', and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson.<br />
<br />
Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.<br />
<br />
Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:<br />
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ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.<br />
<br />
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?<br />
<br />
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.<br />
<br />
ERIC: How far away is it?<br />
<br />
ED: About 50 yards.<br />
<br />
ERIC: How big is it?<br />
<br />
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.<br />
<br />
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.<br />
<br />
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.<br />
<br />
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?<br />
<br />
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!<br />
<br />
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?<br />
<br />
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?<br />
<br />
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!<br />
<br />
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#&#36;%!! gazebo!<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.<br />
<br />
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.<br />
<br />
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is.<br />
<br />
Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. A little vocabulary is a dangerous thing. <br />
<br />
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<img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
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Fonte: <a href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~lorch/humor/gazebo.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~lorch/humor/gazebo.html</a><br />
<br />
P.S. - é daqui que vem a inspiração para o monstro "Gazebo" no Munchkin.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran ``his game'', and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson.<br />
<br />
Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.<br />
<br />
Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:<br />
<br />
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.<br />
<br />
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?<br />
<br />
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.<br />
<br />
ERIC: How far away is it?<br />
<br />
ED: About 50 yards.<br />
<br />
ERIC: How big is it?<br />
<br />
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.<br />
<br />
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.<br />
<br />
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.<br />
<br />
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?<br />
<br />
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!<br />
<br />
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?<br />
<br />
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?<br />
<br />
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!<br />
<br />
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#&#36;%!! gazebo!<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.<br />
<br />
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.<br />
<br />
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.<br />
<br />
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is.<br />
<br />
Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. A little vocabulary is a dangerous thing. <br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /><br />
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Fonte: <a href="http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~lorch/humor/gazebo.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~lorch/humor/gazebo.html</a><br />
<br />
P.S. - é daqui que vem a inspiração para o monstro "Gazebo" no Munchkin.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Paranoia]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-861.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">Dehumanizer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Já tenho o livro "básico", e aquilo está muito interessante. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /> Faz lembrar um pouco o Munchkin, mas é um RPG propriamente dito, não um jogo de cartas.<br />
<br />
Esta parte no <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_(role-playing_game)" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">artigo da Wikipedia</a>, sobre as facções, está linda:<br />
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<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite>    * Communists: This secret society was formed because, if the Computer hates Communism so much, then there must be something to it. Their knowledge of historical Communism is poor, leading to Alpha Complex communists adopting stereotypical Russian accents and clothing. Further confusion about communism leads to Alpha Complex communists carrying pictures of Groucho Marx and listening to the 'revolutionary' songs of John Lennon</blockquote>
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Fotos do Groucho Marx!!! Sotaques russos! Yes! <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Já tenho o livro "básico", e aquilo está muito interessante. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" /> Faz lembrar um pouco o Munchkin, mas é um RPG propriamente dito, não um jogo de cartas.<br />
<br />
Esta parte no <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_(role-playing_game)" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">artigo da Wikipedia</a>, sobre as facções, está linda:<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite>    * Communists: This secret society was formed because, if the Computer hates Communism so much, then there must be something to it. Their knowledge of historical Communism is poor, leading to Alpha Complex communists adopting stereotypical Russian accents and clothing. Further confusion about communism leads to Alpha Complex communists carrying pictures of Groucho Marx and listening to the 'revolutionary' songs of John Lennon</blockquote>
<br />
Fotos do Groucho Marx!!! Sotaques russos! Yes! <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_7" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Um video sobre roleplaying.]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-400.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=1573">Cobaia</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hilariante:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...7821122670</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hilariante:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...7821122670</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bwahahahahahah!]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-211.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 10:13:51 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">Dehumanizer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp</a><br />
<br />
Tentem ler até ao fim sem rir. I dare you. I double dare you. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="Biggrin" title="Biggrin" class="smilie smilie_9" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp</a><br />
<br />
Tentem ler até ao fim sem rir. I dare you. I double dare you. <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="Biggrin" title="Biggrin" class="smilie smilie_9" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[E voltar a jogar um?]]></title>
			<link>https://www.patodadestruicao.com/thread-35.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:15:17 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3">Rufferto</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Não me importaria nada de voltar a jogar DD 3ª geração, ou coisa assim, pela primeira vez. Tenho saudades de ser um clérigo, de matar monstros e de apanhar tesouros. E desta vez obrigaria os outros membros da party a serem da minha religião e a pagarem-me tributo, que eu evidentemente faria chegar aos deuses. Só precisamos é de um mestre de jogo... <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" class="smilie smilie_8" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Não me importaria nada de voltar a jogar DD 3ª geração, ou coisa assim, pela primeira vez. Tenho saudades de ser um clérigo, de matar monstros e de apanhar tesouros. E desta vez obrigaria os outros membros da party a serem da minha religião e a pagarem-me tributo, que eu evidentemente faria chegar aos deuses. Só precisamos é de um mestre de jogo... <img src="https://www.patodadestruicao.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" class="smilie smilie_8" />]]></content:encoded>
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