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#1
Para não poluir o outro tópico. Smile

When aeons pass where the dark things lurk
And mindless servants do meaningless work
The ancient ones will develop a quirk
And everyone else will just look like a jerk
Then shall Avoozl arise from the murk!

(do manual do Quest for Glory 4, mas obviamente inspirado no Lovecraft)
"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
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#2
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

(Douglas Adams ruled! Smile)
"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
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#3
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.


(Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England)
"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
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#4
Trans-walking now,
a step from element to
element, I leave fire -
water air-dust far below

My life-death paradox is all:
if being, why so unfamiliar?
if gone, why moving still?

The answer then:
is dream.

But living (dying?) dream
is what bestranges me...

Scarlet! Crimson! A drinking
horn of burgundy I filled from veins
within the stars!

Garth Ennis, "Loam dreams"
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#5
Se a gula é um pecado mortal,
eu não quero viver,
num mundo onde um garrafal
de vinho não possa beber,
um bife de carne passada bem ou mal,
não possa comer...


Como tal não é o caso, é evidente,
que é mais que bom ir em frente,
encontrar no que ferrar o dente,
cortar o cabelo ou usar o pente.
Quem não diz a verdade, mente!

Se é de tarde, não é de dia!,
As necessidades fazem-se na pia,
ou na Praça da Alegria...
Até mora lá numa casa uma tia,
que tem um gato que mia,
e transforma a mobília em porcaria.

Amanhã tem de se comprar presunto,
mas só se entra de Fiat Punto,
é um talhante deveras estranho:
enquanto corta a carne, toma banho.
Não usa o urinol e viaja de carrocel,
Alimenta-se só de tintol e pão com mel.

Lisboa é uma cidade,
cheia de construções,
os bêbedos não sabem o que é sobriedade,
e andam aos trambolhões.


Da minha autoria (acabei de o inventar), em homenagem ao grande poeta Manuel João Vieira, autor da letra do êxito internacional "Sem Pés nem Cabeça" 8)
"I have no answers for you, vermin. Only scorn!"
- The Vyro-Ingo, "Star Control 3"
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#6
Felis Catus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

("Ode to Spot", Data, Star Trek: TNG)
"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
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#7
Bom... Ja' so' faltao os verso do Tino de Rans. Ou la' como e' que ele se chama.

Onde esta' o smile de "puke"? :wink:
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#8
Oy, my poem is the best in this thread! Tongue

As ol'RKO would say: "Take a look at greatness!" 8)
"I have no answers for you, vermin. Only scorn!"
- The Vyro-Ingo, "Star Control 3"
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#9
Acabei de achar uma versão brasileira do poema Vogon mencionado acima (há uns 8 anos):

Citar:Ó fragúndio bugalhostro, tua micturação é para mim
Qual manchimucos num lúrgido mastim
Frêmeo implochoro-o, é meu perlíndromo exangue
Adrede me não apagianaste e crímidos dessartes?
Ter-te-ei rabirrotos, raio que o parte!
"Being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab..."
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#10
These are the collected works of Private S. Baldrick.
The German Guns
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom

Untitled Second Poem
Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
There's no stoppin' what can't be stopped, no killin' what can't be killed. You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'...
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#11
(15-02-2013, 10:45)Khorazyn Escreveu: These are the collected works of Private S. Baldrick.

Very nice. Smile
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